From Russia With Shite: Thugs In Action


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There must be at least two thugs for a gang. Especially for ruskies who never do anything being out of crowd. Lone russian drifters are very rare, mostly a result of fanatical drunk volunteering. Always expect gang (which they call “brigade”) work.

As I’ve said before, their virtual methods, perfected during the popularization of Internet in Russia have a very little difference from KGB-FSB thuggery with a well-known scenario, yet no effective countermeasures in the country where 85% are overt KGB worshipers (and majority amongst the rest are covert ones).

At first, trolls try thief’s favorite (a distraction): “look, a birdie!”, bringing no-winner matters like Israeli-Palestine war or petty chatter about grocery prices to discussion completely off-topic. If a good guy still keeps attention, thugs start provoking him to fight with blatant lies that no reasonable man can tolerate, like “USSR was a people’s paradise” or “Ukrainians are Nazi child-eating monsters”. The harder a good guy tries to prove the facts, the more BS and mockery he meets. Trolls are trying to find a subject that causes the most severe distress for their target. If they know that a good guy has political prisoner(s) amongst his ancestry or is himself persecuted by putinist uniformed dogs, they would yell “our glorious organs (russian slang for state security) hunt no innocents, you deserved it”. If a good guy still manages to handle himself, more trolls come for dirty insults, thread hijacking, impostor acts etc. Then all they complain to administration about victim’s “misbehaving” as more “indignant by-passers” confirm it.

All this is staged to look like trolls don’t know each other and joined mob beating just because they couldn’t pass by as “immoral russophobe (Nazi, psychotic warmonger, traitor, terrorist supporter, CIA mercenary…) was harassing everyone”. In ideal KGB scenario, such a group includes various “personalities” of different gender, age, job, political affiliation etc. Needless to say, in 99% of all cases those features (and personalities) are fake, often co-existing in mind of a single filthy KGB mercenary who builds new “characters” faster than any RTS game junkie.

Since almost all admins of known russian political discussion Websites have been replaced one by one with putinist lackeys, ban is not the worst outcome. More than once activists had suffered direct hacker attack and personal data exposure assisted by pro-government staff.

The Western version of russian trolling is a bit more complicated on tactics, having the same amount of vile filth. They still can’t do KGB-style blatant persecution here, but they can abuse laws and rules, using Freedom to take Freedom away. This mafia tactic has been exposed long time ago but unfortunately, fell out of public attention since the staged demise of USSR. Modern perverted trends of “political correctness” and “freedom for everyone” gave ruskies completely new possibilities here. They couldn’t even dream about a better gift. Now they can silence those who resist their lies even without hovering behind admin with Makarov pointed to his head. Protected by sacred cow stereotypes and bans of “hateful speech”, lying sumbhumans are able to spread filth in complete impunity. I’ll return to those matters once again in the final part of this publication.

Now it’s time to tell about typical red troll specimen that you might have encountered already. This is NOT an ultimate bestiary and there will never be one due to the nature of virtual reality. Russian trolls can change identities several dozen times a day, so goon may be actually a BS master having “fun” with his comrades, and “corrupt Right” putin’s admirer can co-exist with leftist in one body sitting somewhere in Lubyanka. So I’ve tried to make a classification by action pattern which is the single persistent thing about them. What you need to learn from here is use your brains and look for patterns that expose trolls red-handed regardless of their disguise.

  1. Goon. Prevails in Russian Web (runet) – their home now, like chavs prevail on streets of russian cities. Dissidents call it “bitch”, “whelp”, “KGB footwrap”, “shit-eater”, “Lubyanka fag” not without reasons. Drunk, dumb as birch log, barely able to say a single word in any civilized language. Meets all opinions different from putinist BS with insults, brainless slander, mockery regardless of evidence. Adores insulting ladies in the most slimy way possible for his degenerate subhuman mind. If too drunk or too dumb even for Web translator, posts “russian mat” everywhere. There is the biggest amount of troll volunteers amongst goons, who adore shitting on Western Websites even when they get nothing for it. (In 2013, KGB rate for one russian-language verbal turd of licensed troll was about $ 0.3, plus free meals.)

    Many systems utilize hiding comments with too negative rating. Untermenschen learned to abuse this feature like trained apes, running amok hitting “Vote up/Like/5 star” buttons under shit their more intelligent comrades leave and “Vote down/Dislike/1 star” under reasonable stuff, trying to create fake impression that everyone loves them or make appealing comments to disappear from public view.

  1. Elite goon. Has better foreign language skills than his imbecile comrade, knows all Soviet and neo-Soviet/putinist/“russian world” BS by heart. Ready 24/7 to appear with it anyplace where Russia is being discussed to say how the West (especially USA) is bad and wrong, and how good, traditionalist, kind, etc. etc. his Russia is, “proving” it with Soviet-era catchphrases with a little cosmetic change (like “Soviet peacemakers” for “russian traditionalists”).
  1. Indignant “liberal/anti-war/anti-Nazi”/leftist activist.

    This one can be of Western origin – connections between leftist “non-violent” junkies and Moscow are as aged as KGB itself. Remember good old times, when KGB-backed “pacifists” blamed Western powers for all troubles that ruskies were causing? “Oh those evil nukes, oh this evil military!” Now this sounds like “Oh those Nazi Ukrainian thugs who overthrew the legitimate power, oh those evil American warmongers who help them!” (“Native story” version for RTBS news: “We lived in peace, and here came those evil government Nazi junta troops who were about to kill us all, but then our dear Russian brothers came to save us…”)

    Looks like someone is in urgent need of relocation to their beloved Russia. It has always been at peace’s side and participated in all wars just to help poor people oppressed by White Finns, fascists, Nazis, Junta, evil imperialists, decadent capitalists, Jihadists, Banderovites… It doesn’t matter those oppressed people have been fighting russian liberators like Hell, they just couldn’t understand unique russian spirituality! If they only tried to share the incomparable experience of magic vodka meditation, Wise Great Kingpin worshiping, intimate “whack/fuck-a-buddy” (depends of vodka amount consumed) ritual and final incredible relaxation in the inspirational roadside muck, infused with fluids of “god-bearing nation”…

    Just couldn’t stay away from sarcasm here. Seriously, modern liberalism is a mental disease. Today they denounce people’s anti-communist revolution in Ukraine, tomorrow they will unleash their rage on Founding Fathers, labeling them “trigger-happy yahoo warmongers”.

  2. Conservative/religious/”tough guy” admirers a.k.a “corrupt Right”.

    Their showoff agenda is completely opposite to previous one, but this doesn’t make them feeling uncomfortable in a slightest, sharing the same KGB ass to kiss with leftists. Those are either complete imbeciles or just lackeys who care only about wads promised by masters in Kremlin. If you hadn’t read my “When the Right Becomes Red” publication yet, I strongly recommend it for better understanding of the very nature of abomination that red (both communist and russist) propaganda is.

  3. Bullshit master.

    Never short on it, spitting out mile-long posts like crazy vending machine. The more one reads them, the more questions (s)he gets. Its mantra sounds like “One has to carefully study various sources (first of all KGB-controlled RT/Life News/Voice of Russia/Sputnik), otherwise he is a moldy Cold War addict”. And so it comes, bullshitter talks, terroRussian walks towards the West.

  1. Sleeper.

    Much more dangerous than anyone from this bestiary. Sleepers are not typical trolls, being close relatives of trained KGB “moles” who infest governments and military. They’ve been waiting for the moment to strike for years in contrast to generic commie scumbags who begun Mongoloid-style invasion during a few recent months. Few skilled russians are amongst sleepers, the most of them are treacherous natives so this makes preventive detection even harder. With emerging of available Internet, sleepers acquired a completely new role: Web brigade promotion. Those who sit at the top of criminal hierarchy rarely get their own hands dirty, but their moral insides can challenge any public cesspit. Sleepers are virtual KGB mafia bosses, whose mission is to control Western troll network, sustain a cover for crime with own forum reputation prepared long in advance, and, last but not least, defame those who stand against their thuggery.


A Recent Thought


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Common sense: It looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, flies like a duck, walks like a duck and socializes with ducks. So it’s a duck alright.

RTBS junkie logic: doesn’t matter if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, flies like a duck, walks like a duck and socializes with ducks. Who said the latter are ducks at all? It could be feathered flying quacking pigs! We need an ALTERNATIVE VIEW!

From Russia With Shite: Thuggery Traditions


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Government-controlled mercenary troll “Internet brigades” in Russia may look like a brand new job for general public, but not for those who remember KGB style. Cooperation with mafia, support of terrorism worldwide, freelance gangs to eliminate “people’s enemies” both in prisons and on the streets, torture interrogations – that’s just few of their basic features. The same comes for their FSB successors. Or the most recent example – chav campaign in Ukraine during Maidan, when “titushki” thugs from Eastern regions hired by russian-made Yanukovich regime were regularly assaulting activists and terrorizing entire cities. (Thanks to outstanding bravery and high-standard organization of protesters in Kyiv who managed to gather strong self-defense quickly, russian lackeys failed their main mission. BTW, thugs often didn’t even get their sop from arrangers who stole it by russian tradition.)

Amongst numerous obviously bolshevist features, Putin’s neo-Soviet “vertical of power” (and its offspring) inherited the very essence of political thuggery from its predecessor. Many authoritarian and totalitarian governments marked their existence with millions of graves, but before the communism (embraced by russian serfs with fanatical ardor), none had army of thugs at their service, thuggish mindset as official ideology and congenital desire to mutilate “others”, seizing their wealth under slogans of bolshevist “world revolution” (or putinist “russian world”).

On their own, russian trolls couldn’t be anything more than porn-addicted perverts and rabid apes running aimlessly across the Web, just like without the communist regime, CheKa/NKVD/MGB/KGB/FSB mass murderers would have been nothing but hoodlums, street filth and small-time loser thugs.

The main difference between commie countries like North Korea and Russia is that latter one learned how to use (abuse, to be perfectly clear) features of 21st century instead of just locking serfs in a pigstall with no Internet access. Of course they would be happy either way but dictator Putin has better plans. Congenital russian idea of drowning entire world in shit (now called “russian world” instead of “world revolution”) can’t be achieved without modern technologies. So they embraced the latter, using habitual scapegoating for another worldwide thuggery just like many times before. To organize walking human-like abominations that ruskies are into some repressive structure isn’t hard at all – each of them is longing for a chance to do what all thugs want to, especially when reward from the state and impunity are guaranteed. Many will join regular troops (or trolls) on volunteer basis just because of hatred towards “those fascist Ukrainians” who dared to overthrow russian-backed gang (let alone “decadent imperialistic West” daring to live in cleanness, Law and Order). And there is always a place for all kinds of scum in Russia, either with AKs or with computers. Murdering, raping, looting during another terrorist invasion or throwing shit from safe spot somewhere deep in their homeland. For a miserable sop or just because russian subhuman now has a fancy easy-to-abuse computer with broadband Internet connection and wants to show the world how “great” and “spiritual” he is. The plain fact that computer has no single russian-made part only boosts ruskie megalomania.

The West finally begun to notice only after commie shit started flooding their streets. But before all this, there were years that changed russian Internet (“runet”) from a group of secluded civilized communities into a shithole. Years for russian invaders to perfect their tactics and train trolling skills on a dissident minority, to finally show their gratitude for technologies to the West, erupting back as burst sewage line.

Now it’s time to face the reality, call things with their own names and finally take an action – or drown in shit, called “russian democracy” by politically correct junkies.


From Russia With Shite: A Story So Far


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My apologies to regular readers for the delay in this promised publication. Recent events were serious enough to distract me (and everyone else), but not to make me forget. The need to return to this matter arises again – even stronger than before.

This article is an attempt to share must-have dissident experience accumulated during the rise of neo-soviet regime in the Internet. As it’s very hard for the reader unfamiliar with daily life in Russia to understand everything at once, the information will come in logcally ordered parts.


You may be not old enough to remember how the World Wide Web came around, but thanks to technological slowdown traditional for Russia, I’ve managed to see the world of computers literally growing from imported seeds before my own eyes, without being as old as WWW.

The school where I had my studies possessed only one computer with Internet access. Its single dial-up modem had been regularly taken by teacher “for preservation” to her home. There was no LAN at all. The best of classroom computers were battered Pentium II-based machines with pirated software, which looked like wonders of technology compared to common 486s abused to near-wreck condition. Without “special” connections, no one could hope for more than 2 hours of laboratory access per week and even this quota was questionable as some of machines wouldn’t start at all, forcing almost everyone to share workplace with mate(s). Most of teen ruskies had a little interest in computer though, preferring vodka/drugs “social networking” in dirty alleys. Internet was a businessman’s tool and a geek’s shelter. That was Moscow, the beginning of 21st century! (And a typical russian school, they have no educational segregation like in U.S.)

Nevertheless, comparing those times with modern reality one can see it wasn’t that bad. At least roadside drunk that Russia was 15 years ago isn’t a thug that modern Russia is.

In wrong hands, things originally supposed to enhance life can’t bring any good. Made into caste privileges and/or tools of repressions, technology ends up finally turned against its own creators. This happened in each and every repressive society, and Russia has become a champion of this abuse. Technology and thugs equals disaster.

The most ironic thing here is a calamitous result of Western 1990s campaign to turn criminal subhuman society into “democratic” country. Obviously, they forgot that giving human items to apes does NOT turn them into humans.

When ruskie gets a car (and driving license for traditional bribe), his usual “fun” is get blind drunk and drive like blindfolded madman with predictable results. Getting a gun (being a caste privilege in Russia, handguns are available only to “police” thugs, licensed security, military officers and government), he exercises target practice on someone whom he just doesn’t like. Or, if it’s a yokel who can afford only a shotgun (rifles are allowed only after 5 years of shotgun possession), he blasts his own family members after vodka warm-up. In a typical russian village where I spent several summers, such things happened in every next generation of natives. Internet, which has become a natural part of daily life for the civilized world, is not an exception. Continue in your imagination what happens if ruskie gets his ape paws on a device with modern, fast Internet connection.

Many ruskies even admit those things – non-directly, of course. They praise Soviet era as time of “order and stability”. There really was a bit more of that, but only because all things were damn hard to get or repair. One who wrecked his car couldn’t hope for same-week replacement even being a communist party member. In general, untermenschen just had much less things to abuse.


Like kingpin, like bitch


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Street scum, fag with underage experience, looter, thief, imbecile drunkard and just big walking piece of shit – a nice bio to boast with.

Are you surprised? I’m not. Russia is a world septic where this waste belongs.

BTW, stealing from own kind has always been considered one of the lowest things even amongst criminals. Now degenerate ruskies have abandoned those traditions and praise rat Putin as their kingpin, let alone old fat swine-faced commie bitch Depardieu.

If Law and Order existed in Europe, he would be a highly demanded sweetheart for many desperate fellas during a long stay behind bars. Or a crow’s roadside gourmet if all this happened several centuries earlier. But as there is the age of liberalism and “tolerance” towards all kinds of scum, he, just as his scumbag master Putin, enjoys a crowd of brainless admirers.

Trash Bucket Challenge


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Ukrainians deserved a reputation of humorous people. Of course, as everyone else (except for russian serfs), they do not have endless patience but even when they get angry there can be something to laugh at. Or maybe take it as example, especially for EU where russian infiltration and corruption are often not better than in Ukraine, but still no sight of jolly guys to provide russian lackeys with unforgettable experience of unplanned trash diving – literally.

During less than two last weeks…

1. Treacherous “ex-” party of regions activist Grushevsky had a close trash encounter after facing the evidence of his own dirty deeds recovered from Yanukovich’s stronghold;

2. Yanukovich’s lackey Pilipishin got a face full of red paint and was thrown where he belongs;

3. Anti-Maidan deputy Zhuravsky was shoved into dumpster right near the Ukrainian Rada;

4. Corrupt social insurance fund official (who stole money for refugee children) met the same fate in Odessa.

5. There were no dumpsters nearby, so guys just whacked another russian lackey.

6. More involuntary dumpster diving in Kirovograd.

7. If commie trash doesn’t want to come to the dumpster, it can be delivered right to the spot.

Looks like there’s much more to come. Way to go, Ukraine! Next time, it would be better to chain up those dumpsters and send it back to Russia where this subhuman waste belongs!

Sheeple of peace


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The following words are not mine, therefore I was amazed to see something that likely expresses my own opinion.

Peace march” just causes more and more disgust.

“We exist! There was twenty thousand of us, not just five! No, wait, there were eighty thousand of us!”


It was clear that you exist, even without your marches and balloons.

Did your march manage to stop at least one “Grad” strike on Ukraine?

You say, one shouldn’t judge Russia by its scum like Girkin.

But Girkin-esque scumbags don’t have to pass through metal detectors while coming to kill people in Ukraine.

Girkin-esque scumbags aren’t afraid, they act. That’s why it’s right to judge russia so.

Nothing but fear and understanding of own loser attitude forbids you to take apart fences, disperse police formations and set up a camp in Moscow.

Nothing but your own sticky fear forbids you to organize squads and send them to border areas, to prevent murderers from getting into Ukraine.

This would have been a real action. Not walking like sheep, mocked by chavs and police both.

And don’t start your “non-violent resistance” blab. In Russia, this is a direct support of violence.

“At the meeting, I was spat at three times, punched in the face two times, arrested BUT TWO PEOPLE WINKED AT ME, THERE IS MORE AND MORE OF US!”

Keep inflating your balloons. You really exist. And there is no exit.

Ugh… Just disgusting.”

Sergei Turkanu, Moldavian film director


Russian world


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What’s Your Excuse?


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A short story from Ukrainian social network.

“Volunteers called me and said “Machine-gunner needs warm clothing, it’s cold”. So I came. I waited. And then came some young girl. Small and pretty. Said about the call. OK, but where is the machine-gunner himself? How do I know his size?

“But that’s me!”

I just winked in astonishment.



Sparkles flash in her eyes.

“How!? How do you carry all that!? RPK, armor, ammo? Just how!?”

“And two radios, along with medkit for my silly fellow soldiers”.

I turned to salesperson and ordered two sets of thermal underwear.”


Well, women in Ukrainian military are not so rare as author likely used to think. Video reports on preparations (some of them made before the war) show female trainees who announced their noble intentions, and, as we can see now, enforced it.


Or you are on the same side with your lackey officials who already decided to feed russian Mordor with European flesh? Because of those russophile scumbags who rushed to deport me after ritual persecution ordered from Russia, I had to escape your lands before I could manage to stand my ground and join the brave people of Ukraine. Nevertheless, I can handle military stuff and will gladly use my skills on russian subhuman invaders when they come. (So all russophile lackeys who were looking forward to “neutralize” me and please their masters can f%#k themselves now.) But what’s about you? Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?



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