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Those sushki (russian tea breads) aren’t like the rest in Russia. It’s anniversary GULAG edition, a must-chew for each true patriot of eternal commieland!

gulagfutterThe label says:

Russian Federal Penitentiary Service, Samara region

120 years

Sushki

“PRISON CAMP”

Production founded in 1933

(GROCERIES WERE SOLD IN GULAG CAMPS)

Convicts were rewarded by such sushki packages

for honest labor

for the benefit of the socialist motherland

A word for ruskies who may read this.

Don’t worry, untermenschen. Soon you’ll get what you want and praise your beloved dictatorship from behind barbed wire for worshiping thug Putin not good enough, just like it happened with your stalinist ancestors in 1930s. And don’t forget to try harder here – GULAG sushki and “putinka” vodka are gonna be a real luxury in Siberia.

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