Not every ruskie can create a worldwide network of neo-soviet outlets erupting anti-Western BS 24/7. Let alone become a buddy of KGB top dog and launder millions of Gazprom dollars. Mikhail Lesin who succeeded in all that can be considered a true example for all genuine patriots of Russia.
But his most patriotic deed was to relocate dirty money and children of similar moral character to the very country that his RTBS corporation was threatening to “turn into radioactive ashes” and labeling as “immoral”, come there in person and die. In a “gay friendly” hotel. In a district very popular amongst local homosexuals.
Looks like oh-so-Orthodox wannabe-stalin ruskie machos are searching for more experience than putin’s little boys can provide.
Seriously, even the Clinton-worshiping liberals couldn’t surpass ruskies in hypocrisy.
It’s impossible to explain the most simple things to libtards. Like fact that one-way friendship with thugs has a common simple name “A Very Stupid Way To Be Whacked”. I doubt that the following video of russian kids training to say their thanks to Obama will CHANGE anything, but at least it can provide some entertainment. “Liberal vs. harsh truth” is an amusing performance indeed!
That little brat at 0:16 did a really impressive attempt. I almost see him protecting mother Russia at the battlefield, aflare in a blaze of glory from RGD-5 that went off in his pants.
Why so shy, Great Wise Reset worshipers? I remember you getting all apeshit about my “Nazi russophobic” Website. Don’t want to get traditional russian gratitude for kissing their commie ass, do you?
Ruskies are happy nation indeed. The enormous boost of happiness caused by thuggery in Crimea grows even more as russian asshole leader continues to please his serfs. Who still need to eat something, especially having a new shithouse in size of Crimea.
The best thing to do being low on food stock and high on morale is traditional russian feast – of course, organized by wise and generous administration. Like shovel pancakes.
BTW, the event was named “russian dignity”.
Free stuff is never free enough without crushing each other. Survivors can boast how spiritual they are, for eating a piece of free Easter cake.
To make Easter feast even more cheerful, russian priests have implemented a new tradition. Egg smacked right in the face is a true blessing for every genuine ruskie!
Some untermensch desserts:
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Alternative (viewpoint, opinion, etc.)
Calling duck a pig and hopping mad when someone says that pigs can’t fly.
The same as “Nazi thug” but of Ukrainian origin.
One-way war executed by Russia.
Decadent West/Extremist East
Any country a bit cleaner than russian shithole.
Cheating, boorishness, mockery.
Any russian citizen who doesn’t lick Putin’s ass.
Complete denial of any human morality or law standards.
Great Patriotic War
Part of WW2, where bigger evil named communism devoured lesser evil named Nazism.
Fiction written by bolshevist lackeys.
Military assistance for russian terrorists, disguised as humanitarian cargo.
Annexation made by Russia.
Any government planning national defense against russian invasion.
Backed by Russia.
Any russian citizen who doesn’t want KGB thug Putin in office.
Anyone who opposes Russia.
Anyone able to fight against russian invasion.
Russian variant of ISIS.
Opposition (inside Russia)
Kremlin-approved jesters who regularly lead dumb russian herd under police batons.
Worshiping KGB and lowlife scumbags dressed as priests.
Agreement with some dumb Western politicians who end up like anyone trusting a thug – beaten, robbed and mocked.
Will to catch a bullet and be buried like a dog for own slavery and kingpin’s luxury existence. Or lose some limbs, return home and beg for change to buy vodka.
Invasion war won by Russia.
Protection of children (against homosexuals)
Exclusive right of native russian perverts to molest and abuse russian children.
Protection of russian-speaking population
Reasonless invasion war, genocide of all non-putinists (including russians) by terrorism and thuggery.
Voting at the wrong end of AK barrel.
GULAG lifestyle extended to entire society.
Attempt to enforce “russian world” somewhere.
A non-translatable mix of swine grunting, ape screams, prison slang diluted with profanities.
Persistence of “russian world” and personal safety of KGB asses.
Anyone who fights a guerrilla war against russian invaders.
Common russian activities (drinking cheap booze, whacking each other, sleeping in own drunken vomit and mating with drunk Natasha or drunk Emelya when there is no natasha available).
Anything approved by Putin’s dogs.
Actions against thuggery.
1. Consequences of russian invasion. 2. Imaginary events existing within russian mind exclusively (crucified boy, butchered bullfinches, Banderovite tortures, etc).
Any reasonable Western politician who considers russian commie thuggery inappropriate and tries to call for REAL resistance.
Ukrainians deserved reputation of humorous people not for nothing. Of course, as everyone else (except for russian serfs), they do not have endless patience but even when they get angry there can be something to laugh at. Or maybe take it as example, especially for EU where russian infiltration and corruption are often not better than in Ukraine, but still no sight of jolly guys to provide russian lackeys with unforgettable experience of unplanned trash diving – literally.
During less than two last weeks…
2. Yanukovich’s lackey Pilipishin got a face full of red paint and was thrown where he belongs;
3. Anti-Maidan deputy Zhuravsky was shoved into dumpster right near the Ukrainian Rada;
4. Corrupt social insurance fund official (who stole money for children of refugees) met the same fate in Odessa.
5. There were no dumpsters nearby, so guys just whacked another russian lackey.
6. More involuntary dumpster diving in Kirovograd.
7. If commie trash doesn’t want to come to the dumpster, it can be delivered right to the spot.
Looks like there’s much more to come. Way to go, Ukraine! Next time, it would be better to chain up those dumpsters and send them back to Russia where subhuman waste belongs!
Another usual BS of russian thug dictator, terrorist Putin gathered a common horde of serfs, always ready to kiss his commie ass. But some birdie (0:13) obviously couldn’t stand it anymore.
Very appealing moment indeed. Especially for those dumbasses who were praising KGB thug for his hunting, fishing, taming flocking etc. (staged as everything else) in the wild.
I wonder why RT dog kiselyov still not went full-auto about “evil American-trained Ukrainian birds targeting great, spiritual and wise peacemaking leader like wretched Nazi Stuka dive-bombers, trying to besmear his precious reputation in powerless Banderovite CIA mercenary fascist rage”.
Various remakes of russian (or soviet, they share the tune) bullshit anthem are old kind of fun amongst native dissidents. But a revamp of its English poetic translation is a new amusement invented by me, and Russia Day is just a perfect day for its establishing. Here, Paul Robeson’s (a famous commie asslicker) version was used as source.United forever in filth and in serfdom, Red russian Mordor through decades endures. The land of GULAG keeps its essence through ages, And mad commie dream putin’s dogs will secure. Chorus: Damned since long ago, nation of whores and thugs, Who trample on Freedom, took slavery as pride, Rot in their native filth, drink off their pea-brain heads, Under red star shine for scumbags worldwide! Away from the Liberty, back to tyranny, Congenital slaves will never complain. They have KGB arse for licking and praising, And put all brainchild Western errands in vain. Chorus They fought for own serfdom, enslaved the neighbors, Now dreaming about the same for entire world. A horde of shite-stewing drunk commie assholes For sure needs a lesson of hot lead be taught. Chorus
Encountering any opinion different from official commie history version or even some jokes about it, ruskies are hopping mad, screaming “NAZIS!!!” at air-raid siren volume.
But this does not apply to ruskies themselves. To celebrate the re-occupation of their land by bolshevik hordes, their worshipers in Bryansk made special limited edition salami and “partisan” pigs which they proudly represented at annual “Tzar meat” fair.
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Beneath the evil Ukrainian Nazis who don’t want to join the russian paradise, one can see a true and sincere happiness of high-moral traditionalist nation. According to recent surveys made in the most free (and now the happiest) country named Russia, 78% of its population considers itself happy. This boost (a maximum amount in last 25 years spent in hard restoration of former glory) as well as rush of Putin’s rating was caused by liberation of Crimea from evil Ukrainian Nazis.
Seriously, how stupid one must be to still believe russian commie bullshit and continue to recognize those walking abominations as people?