It’s definitely not a good month to be a ruskie. “Victory day” debauchery not attended even by most loyal asslickers (who obviously became more careful after Yanukovich’s escapade), then Ukrainians win Eurovision first prize and finally one of the most famous enemies of Mordor, Nadiya Savchenko, comes back home in POW exchange – having her courageous spirit completely undamaged despite all hardships of captivity.
Unlike politically correct dummies, I have no doubts that Savchenko was innocent and russian court proceedings were just another piece of their wannabe-GULAG politics. But speaking in bare terms of jurisprudence, besides acknowledging that ONE Ukrainian girl is worth TWO pampered GRU (Spetsnaz) goons, putin has pardoned Savchenko bypassing his own laws exactly by Sharia law that allows to close a court case if victim’s relatives “forgive” the defendant. And that means, this time putin really pooped in his KGB pants.
Looks like he learned Sharia trick from Kadyrov while polishing his boots in Chechnya. Too bad no one in Russia will notice, being busy with involuntary Sputnik disease so common amongst ruskie patriots during this May.
СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ! ГЕРОЯМ СЛАВА!
This day obviously was not good for KGB thug Putin and horde of his trolls who are running amok in the Web, erupting BS on full-auto with a jet farter. Well, that happens each time when ruskies, instead of impunity they already get used to have, get their commie asses kicked by smaller and supposedly weaker opponent they were about to harass. Apparently ruskies thought that Turks will just sit down there and count number of airspace violations with deeply concerned look on their faces (like Sweden or Baltic states).
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Alternative (viewpoint, opinion, etc.)
Calling duck a pig and hopping mad when someone says that pigs can’t fly.
The same as “Nazi thug” but of Ukrainian origin.
One-way war executed by Russia.
Decadent West/Extremist East
Any country a bit cleaner than russian shithole.
Cheating, boorishness, mockery.
Any russian citizen who doesn’t lick Putin’s ass.
Complete denial of any human morality or law standards.
Great Patriotic War
Part of WW2, where bigger evil named communism devoured lesser evil named Nazism.
Fiction written by bolshevist lackeys.
Military assistance for russian terrorists, disguised as humanitarian cargo.
Annexation made by Russia.
Any government planning national defense against russian invasion.
Backed by Russia.
Any russian citizen who doesn’t want KGB thug Putin in office.
Anyone who opposes Russia.
Anyone able to fight against russian invasion.
Russian variant of ISIS.
Opposition (inside Russia)
Kremlin-approved jesters who regularly lead dumb russian herd under police batons.
Worshiping KGB and lowlife scumbags dressed as priests.
Agreement with some dumb Western politicians who end up like anyone trusting a thug – beaten, robbed and mocked.
Will to catch a bullet and be buried like a dog for own slavery and kingpin’s luxury existence. Or lose some limbs, return home and beg for change to buy vodka.
Invasion war won by Russia.
Protection of children (against homosexuals)
Exclusive right of native russian perverts to molest and abuse russian children.
Protection of russian-speaking population
Reasonless invasion war, genocide of all non-putinists (including russians) by terrorism and thuggery.
Voting at the wrong end of AK barrel.
GULAG lifestyle extended to entire society.
Attempt to enforce “russian world” somewhere.
A non-translatable mix of swine grunting, ape screams, prison slang diluted with profanities.
Persistence of “russian world” and personal safety of KGB asses.
Anyone who fights a guerrilla war against russian invaders.
Common russian activities (drinking cheap booze, whacking each other, sleeping in own drunken vomit and mating with drunk Natasha or drunk Emelya when there is no natasha available).
Anything approved by Putin’s dogs.
Actions against thuggery.
1. Consequences of russian invasion. 2. Imaginary events existing within russian mind exclusively (crucified boy, butchered bullfinches, Banderovite tortures, etc).
Any reasonable Western politician who considers russian commie thuggery inappropriate and tries to call for REAL resistance.
I may be a bit late with time of this publication, but it’s never late to remember the Heroes. Especially in those days of celebrity worshiping and crooked stereotype ideologies.
At the 1st of February, veteran of two Chechen wars, commander of international peacekeeping battalion named after Dzhokhar Dudaev, Isa Munaev, met a Warrior’s death fighting against russian invaders on Ukrainian battlefield.
Those days, every man’s duty of avenging own family is considered something unusual (if not despised by oh-so-civilized sheeple). Losing his daughter, sister and father during a “mopping-up” russian genocide, he made only one decision a true man can take and never rested in his glorious quest of enforcing it.
For the people of Ukraine, there is no difference between own countrymen and refugees who fight against vile russian invaders. They mourned death of Usa Munaev and his fallen Ukrainian brothers in arms together.
Of all words of sorrow I’ve found this speech by Borys Filatov the most explaining and thoroughgoing.
“I think, my Friend, that you don’t feel offended with your life, your death and your friends.
You felt like caged lion in boring pastoral Denmark, longing for justice and revenge. In Ukraine, you found both.
Scumbags that conquered your country tried to root out your name, your glorious deeds and fight from the memory of your people. But you didn’t let this happen.
The Parliament of 45-million country stood up for moment of silence, honoring your memory.
We will always remember you as devoted Muslim and very civilized man simultaneously. Always calm, polite, silent, yet unyielding and desperate. Educated and well-mannered.
You did everything right.
You triumphed upon your enemies with not strength of weapon alone, but with the might of your spirit as well.
They are decay, roadside dust, surgical waste, nameless trash.
And you, the symbol of Caucasus resistance are the symbol of national Ukrainian resistance now. You are the part of our History, where you went as undefeated Hero.
I’d like to say “rest in peace”. But I know that you won’t, otherwise it won’t be you. You won’t have rest until revenge is done. You did everything right my Friend. Forgive us for not being able to preserve your life.”
Away from my Website, I’ve been thinking about the best ending for anti-troll series. When I was finally able to get back to my publications, I’ve already decided to write about things above all this troll mess. There is enough of good investigations concerning particular things, but almost no one ventures to investigate global matters. How it happened that russian aggression “suddenly” became a trouble for the entire world worse than ever before, why red defamers enjoy almost full impunity and what should one do to stop the red horde.
For a good Western commoner, there are two geopolitical forces clashed in deadly fight for people’s minds. Western Democracy against russian putinism, happy people who choose their own rulers against gloomy autocratic regime manipulating its population for personal gain of tyrant’s bunch. Well, that’s what worshipers of democracy say, believing all media tales without any “offensive” questions.
No surprise their leaders fail every mission miserably (from fighting poverty to creating national defense). Few things in this world are more unfortunate than strategy of modern “non-violent, civilized, democratic” specimen trying to confront scumbags. Thinking that ruskies belong to Homo Sapiens kind, they still wonder why KGB chav who returned Soviet ideological rampage, was completely unable to bring down terrorism, crime and corruption (turned out all those are his pets in reality), caused several invasion wars, didn’t fulfill a single BS promise and finally left his serfs pantless gets approval rate much higher than anyone of his Western “opponents”. Some are foolish enough even to join russian praising of commie kingpin for his “success”.
The real answer is very simple and very unpleasant to “Freedom activists” who worship democracy like deity. (The most zealous of them even put their idol ahead of Liberty, trying to swap the meaning between two words, especially while criticizing Russia as “non-democratic”country.)
Leaving alone smart-ass debunking of mainstream demagogy, I’ll cut it to the point: democracy is literally the “rule of the people”. Just like free speech or any other free society feature, it can’t be good or bad per se. It’s the right of the people to choose their own rulers. Like people, like rulers.
Why I brought those matters to conclusion of anti-troll publications?
War against Ukraine, RTBS defamation campaign, WWW troll invasion etc. are nothing but traditional thuggish abuse of Western achievements of XXI century – all earned through sacrifices and hard labor, granted to Russia completely for free in naïve hopes for “a new, democratic society” along with democracy itself.
No one can deny the fact: ruskies got their “rule of the people” in 1991. They weren’t even punished for their crimes (in contrast to Germans, scapegoated until modern days for much lesser things), everyone was willing to help “poor oppressed people liberated from communist tyranny”. But instead of starting a new honest life, russians mocked their helpers, spat on Freedom and returned to habitual GULAG lifestyle, happily bringing all “deposed” KGB tyrants back to power. Of course not before red Mordor became strong enough, abusing help of foolish Westerners who considered progress a panacea for everyone. Too bad in case of russians it turned out to be as good as bazooka for a drunk chimpanzee.
There is such a thing as national character. Europeans choose hippie socialism. Americans choose wealth (despite all leftist errands). Russian subhumans choose neo-soviet “russian world”, thuggery, GULAG lifestyle and shit. Calling russian top dog a dictator before, I’ve been making a mistake. He is a genuine choice of ruskies.
A typical ruskie needs absolutely no Liberty, no Freedom, no rights. He can survive without tasty food, clean streets, honest police etc. (Even mainstream media can’t ignore this obvious fact now.) He has nothing against being whacked by goons closer to kingpin (as long as he can whack someone weaker). But he’ll never tolerate any attempt to make him live in a civilized way, without traditional stealing, lying, drinking cheap vodka and of course harassing those who are weaker or smaller. Russian kingpin can do with his untermenschen whatever he wants when the right to harass others is guaranteed. Once again, I repeat: no matter in Kremlin or Siberian village, alone or together in society, they behave the same way. Terrorist war against Ukraine (openly supported by 86% of russian population) is nothing but political thuggery, backed by nation of thugs.
Put democracy and congenital thuggery together, and you’ll get answers to all of your questions regarding Russia. The worst tyranny is not one established by brute force, but one desired by slaves who dream about serfdom as their highest bliss.
The only way to stop russian threat is to deprive them of any right to choose (and opportunity to abuse) PERMANENTLY. Or, considering their congenital thuggish nature, ability to resurrect undead communism and passion towards terrorism, of their very existence.
Too bad that thug democracy isn’t the worst form of Liberty abuse, otherwise such words wouldn’t have been considered “Nazi” by oh-so-righteous politicians (BTW, very timid to remember their own warm relations with KGB terrorist putin).
Freedom can’t exist without protection of dignity by force, ending where other person’s nose begins. That’s what Law and Order (including armed self-defense) stand for. If some thug finds pleasure in violating human dignity (property, life) for own perverted amusement, he should meet no slightest care about his thuggish life and freedom he abused, let alone overbloated self-esteem. Otherwise, everything will sink into criminal chaos under mawkish slogans of “human rights”. (Like I’ve said already, thugs are always first to whine about their “rights” when Justice comes around, no matter in Ferguson or Eastern Ukraine.) Unfortunately, even such a simple thing is beyond understanding of democratic elitists who ban armed self-defense, call sanatoriums with air conditioning, video games, Internet etc. “prisons”… or provide TerroRussia with rights that civilized countries have, welcoming russian thuggish media and trolls to spread their commie BS, calling that “free speech”. The biggest problem for a Westerner who doesn’t want to lick russian ass isn’t even ruskies themselves. In 99% of all cases it’s his own countrymen boasting political (forum/Website/video hosting admin etc.) power without will or courage to use it properly.
Worshipers of democracy apparently forgot that allowing thugs to shit everywhere doesn’t make anyone pioneers of Liberty. It made them only into mockery for putinist scumbags who outlawed Freedom in their own country, exiled or murdered all true dissidents and turned russian Internet into KGB shithole. Democracy junkies are hopping mad but can’t do anything real about it, cause TerroRussia plays all its dirty games by rules of GENUINE DEMOCRACY. Whether in Kremlin or at some political forum, ruskies are hiding behind rules invented by their own democratic “adversaries”, while the latter are still reluctant to face the reality and finally recognize the fact.
The Democracy and free speech are good only for those who are worth it and ready to sacrifice their own blood for the Liberty.
There is no hope for wise great leaders and epic heroes to take the leadership in this undeclared war started by commie Mordor. But the good news are better than any fantasy story: even the most sluggish bumpkin can become a knight in shining armor. No one expected a true anti-communist people’s revolution, let alone organized armed resistance from (once) lazy chummy Ukraine. Especially such a timing to give russian commie ass a hard kick when the entire “civilized” world was kissing it in Sochi.
The world consists not only of politically correct mainstream democracy and putinism (thug democracy). Ukraine was awaken and brought back to the anti-communist frontier by pure REASON and CONSCIENCE (typical features of Natural Right) – something completely foreign to putinists and libtards both. Something that guides soldiers who fight against russian invaders on the battlefield and Website admins who tell russian trolls to fuck off. Those who went to Maidan to overthrow criminal russian-made power and those who demolished commie idols in towns and villages all over the country. All those who don’t want to drown in russian commie shit.
Despite centuries of russian genocide, wipeout of Cossack culture, NKVD-planned replacement of the best men with imported lowlife subhumans, false stereotypes of “Slavic brotherhood”, corruption and infiltration, lack of any help from “European allies” during the most troubled days of Maidan Revolution, Ukrainians still were capable of purgatorial uprising with ultimate NYET to both “russian world” and democratic elitists.
Whether or not the West will be able to stop its humiliation by Russia depends not on military strength, NATO expansion, military agreements or any other geopolitical factors. The only thing that matters here is individual ability to embrace reason and conscience, acting regardless of what everyone around says in present volatile “peace” and future wars.
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It’s hard but still possible to workout bravery. There is just a little catch: one needs common sense that (unfortunately) can’t be trained at all. Its permanent absence inevitably causes either russism or political correctness, depending on certain environment (apparently, this is the main reason why libtards are never short on warm feelings towards commie scum).
Despite blatant campaign of international terrorism, invasion war against Ukraine and sanctions imposed even by sissy governments, politically correct castrate russophiles act just like back in 2008 when their idol Obama pressed the infamous reset button wired to russian impunity trigger (hardcoded in all ruskie brains… or what else they have inside their vodka-guzzling BS-erupting ape heads).
I don’t care about ethnicity, cultural preferences, religious beliefs etc. of those who have Courage to fight against the most corrupt regime of congenital thugs and imbeciles. Liberation of East Ukraine would be as good as liberation of ANY land enslaved by russian orcs. Even if this land was enslaved centuries ago, like Caucasus. Too bad that politically correct dummies who control mainstream portals have another opinion, apparently considering KGB poking more important than everything else. I’ve managed to get the following video just before YouTube and BuzzFeed lackeys hurried to please putinist thugs, wiping it out as soon as they heard barking from Moscow.
What’s the rush for COMMIE CENSORSHIP, you oh-so-civil admins? Ruskies shoved dynamite up your politically correct asses or you just like to kiss theirs?
“Subtitles->EN” to activate subtitles.
I won’t be telling here about Warrior’s spirit and right to avenge Woman’s dignity. Those who understand need no explanation. Those who don’t will get nothing even from evidence of kadyrovite crimes. There are much more important things for politically correct junkies to bitch over, like certified “Ouch” of always-whacked russian sheeple opposition or right to brag with perversions. Everyone is just a f###ing celebrity. Including KGB thug Putin and man-eater Kadyrov.
The following footage (source) was recorded by undercover U.S. operative in Chechnya, Nov 10, 2006 – “militsiya (police) day” in Russia, celebrated by putin’s kadyrovite dogs with feasting on human flesh. Like police, like celebration.
LAST MINUTE UPDATE. Turned out Dailymotion isn’t much better than YouTube. Yesterday I uploaded the video, today it no longer was here. No warnings, no notifications, just removed without a trace. You still can watch it on GULAG Website (link above, click age warning to the right, it shall open the player). Let’s see how long those oh-so-righteous politically correct Dailymotion junkies will keep Mujahideen video which makes ruskies so mad.
The biggest problem with ideology of cowardice a.k.a. “political correctness” is not their desire to face thugs pantless with hands tied behind the back “to prevent violence”, but their desire to force other people into the same position or at least disrupt the preparation for resistance.
Ukraine has been able to overthrow pro-russian regime and say NYET to Kremlin suffering much worse infiltration than any of Western countries, showing a perfect example to everyone. There is still no need for Revolution now, but the need for manliness arises higher than ever – because submissive cowards are taking over.
“Gang trolling” tactics has proven especially effective in large Web communities of any particular topic, religious and Conservative forums are russian favorite. Small communities with strong motivation stand up to russian Web thuggery, chances to encounter troll or sleeper there are zero. Just like in real life, where large liberal cities are contaminated by violent crime, while provincial conservative towns (where everyone knows each other and local Sheriff in person) barely know what theft is. Of course there are exceptions amongst little towns, but if you get a large number of people together on small piece of land, deprive them of right to protect themselves and hire politically correct junkies as lawmen, trouble is bound to happen.
Regardless of political affiliation, large Web communities possess mainstream set of rules formed by old false stereotypes which came from mainstream version of History. It is completely forbidden to speak facts that may offend some group (even if they deserved things much worse), just because ruskies were sly enough to trick the West into fighting against Germany. I’ve said about that before, so I won’t repeat myself here.
Some rules mean more harm to their followers than to violators, let alone abusers. Like laws in Europe, obsessed with “anti-Nazi” self-whipping, where all commie scum feels like home.
The biggest and apparently fatal flaw of all those “hate speech” bans is that they forbid no lies. This is where KGB trolls get their free ticket to shit all over the Web.
Ruskies know Western concepts well enough to abuse them successfully. Their plan to take away your Freedom using your own rules has been exposed long time ago – but the West didn’t listen. Both quite real russian mafia and fictional but very life-like terrorists from Invasion: U.S.A have been boasting with those intentions long before such things as political correctness existed. Just imagine their joy now, when their mercenary bullshitters can say whatever they want and you are forbidden to answer with competent force.
Smart-ass debating, still permitted by most of communities, makes the situation only worse. Red trolls are waiting for you to rush into discussion of evident things – and end up drowning in shit.
What is good in reality against a mob of drunk imbecile thugs who consider that the world is their playground, ready to beat up everyone who tries to resist? Apparently not convincing them how wrong they are. But oh-so-nonviolent liberal junkies, corrupt Right lackeys and of course their russian masters want you do just so, offering a fight under slogan “Let’s follow the rules, no matter how we abuse them.”
No matter of your words, ruskies gonna win UNLESS you realize this and start treating them the only way this hazardous genetic waste with no Honor and no Dignity should be treated. Unfortunately, this is labeled as “hate speech” in mainstream mentality.
The war against so-called “russian world” and its worshipers is not a political struggle between ideologies of “democracy” and “dictatorship” as it is being represented in mainstream media (even during the Cold War, the West was not free of that stereotype).
Do you remember this petition? Instead of writing a feedback that can cause only the similar mawkish “we-are-the-smartest-peacemakers” response, I’ll include my thoughts in this publication as it came in very handy.
Often I find myself longing for past times, when everything was clear and straightforward despite the lack of technology. Nothing is better than right to grab your trusty six-shooter (crossbow, sword) and blast (nail, carve, etc.) those who want to take your Dignity, property and life away. Plus absolutely no politically correct bans for calling things with their real names.
The biggest problem for a common (reasonable) Westerner now is to realize that thugs can have their own country, army and even thuggish media worldwide. Neither of this legislates thuggery. If someone thinks it’s “fun” to start invasion war, commit multiple acts of terrorism hiding behind civilians, kill people “cuz they too different” or “for fun”, take hostages, torture them to death, rape, steal, rob and finally boast with all that – it is PERVERTED MURDEROUS SCUMBAG that must be ELIMINATED ON SIGHT. And scumbag’s size, name or quantity DOES NOT matter. If there are millions of thugs – each of them must face the individual Justice. No matter how thug calls himself and explains his own actions. If you start listening to BS – you lose. This is the first thing ruskies always wanted from the West: to make everyone believe that their abomination has a right for existence.
Russia is the land of absolute thuggery. Not just political one, easily abolishable by plain military demise with change of government elite. Something that sits deep in genetic structure of almost 90% of its population, pre-formed by centuries of Mongoloid slavery, finally shaped by red tyranny that worked as catalyst for subhuman’s nature.
Behavior of entire Russia, from its KGB leader to the last lowlife drunk, is based on street scum mindset. Assault someone seemingly weaker using gorilla fists, get away laughing, then boast about that in company of other imbecile subhumans. If a would-be victim kicks thug’s ass, start a worldwide mourning campaign for “unarmed teen killed in cold blood by trigger-happy gun nut”, by chance looting everything on the way. No, those words weren’t mistakenly taken from another draft. What is called crime in civilized country is actually essence of Russia. Of course even the most pro-thug libtards couldn’t polish shoes of KGB defamers as the latter have been perfecting their skills for about a century of absolute impunity wielding absolute power, but the resemblance between leftist and russist propaganda is just amazing. Promote impunity, assault someone, get some hot lead, whine about “gun violence” (“Nazi junta”). By the way, russian media went all apeshit over the Ferguson incident – some of its most dashing lackeys by tradition turned “gentle giant” into 12-year-old boy.
Birds of a feather flock together indeed.
TO BE CONTINUED
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There must be at least two thugs for a gang. Especially for ruskies who never do anything being out of crowd. Lone russian drifters are very rare, mostly a result of fanatical drunk volunteering. Always expect gang (which they call “brigade”) work.
As I’ve said before, their virtual methods, perfected during the popularization of Internet in Russia have a very little difference from KGB-FSB thuggery with a well-known scenario, yet no effective countermeasures in the country where 85% are overt KGB worshipers (and majority amongst the rest are covert ones).
At first, trolls try thief’s favorite (a distraction): “look, a birdie!”, bringing no-winner matters like Israeli-Palestine war or petty chatter about grocery prices to discussion completely off-topic. If a good guy still keeps attention, thugs start provoking him to fight with blatant lies that no reasonable man can tolerate, like “USSR was a people’s paradise” or “Ukrainians are Nazi child-eating monsters”. The harder a good guy tries to prove the facts, the more BS and mockery he meets. Trolls are trying to find a subject that causes the most severe distress for their target. If they know that a good guy has political prisoner(s) amongst his ancestry or is himself persecuted by putinist uniformed dogs, they would yell “our glorious organs (russian slang for state security) hunt no innocents, you deserved it”. If a good guy still manages to handle himself, more trolls come for dirty insults, thread hijacking, impostor acts etc. Then all they complain to administration about victim’s “misbehaving” as more “indignant by-passers” confirm it.
All this is staged to look like trolls don’t know each other and joined mob beating just because they couldn’t pass by as “immoral russophobe (Nazi, psychotic warmonger, traitor, terrorist supporter, CIA mercenary…) was harassing everyone”. In ideal KGB scenario, such a group includes various “personalities” of different gender, age, job, political affiliation etc. Needless to say, in 99% of all cases those features (and personalities) are fake, often co-existing in mind of a single filthy KGB mercenary who builds new “characters” faster than any RTS game junkie.
Since almost all admins of known russian political discussion Websites have been replaced one by one with putinist lackeys, ban is not the worst outcome. More than once activists had suffered direct hacker attack and personal data exposure assisted by pro-government staff.
The Western version of russian trolling is a bit more complicated on tactics, having the same amount of vile filth. They still can’t do KGB-style blatant persecution here, but they can abuse laws and rules, using Freedom to take Freedom away. This mafia tactic has been exposed long time ago but unfortunately, fell out of public attention since the staged demise of USSR. Modern perverted trends of “political correctness” and “freedom for everyone” gave ruskies completely new possibilities here. They couldn’t even dream about a better gift. Now they can silence those who resist their lies even without hovering behind admin with Makarov pointed to his head. Protected by sacred cow stereotypes and bans of “hateful speech”, lying sumbhumans are able to spread filth in complete impunity. I’ll return to those matters once again in the final part of this publication.
Now it’s time to tell about typical red troll specimen that you might have encountered already. This is NOT an ultimate bestiary and there will never be one due to the nature of virtual reality. Russian trolls can change identities several dozen times a day, so goon may be actually a BS master having “fun” with his comrades, and “corrupt Right” putin’s admirer can co-exist with leftist in one body sitting somewhere in Lubyanka. So I’ve tried to make a classification by action pattern which is the single persistent thing about them. What you need to learn from here is use your brains and look for patterns that expose trolls red-handed regardless of their disguise.
Goon. Prevails in Russian Web (runet) – their home now, like chavs prevail on streets of russian cities. Dissidents call it “bitch”, “whelp”, “KGB footwrap”, “shit-eater”, “Lubyanka fag” not without reasons. Drunk, dumb as birch log, barely able to say a single word in any civilized language. Meets all opinions different from putinist BS with insults, brainless slander, mockery regardless of evidence. Adores insulting ladies in the most slimy way possible for his degenerate subhuman mind. If too drunk or too dumb even for Web translator, posts “russian mat” everywhere. There is the biggest amount of troll volunteers amongst goons, who adore shitting on Western Websites even when they get nothing for it. (In 2013, KGB rate for one russian-language verbal turd of licensed troll was about $ 0.3, plus free meals.)
Many systems utilize hiding comments with too negative rating. Untermenschen learned to abuse this feature like trained apes, running amok hitting “Vote up/Like/5 star” buttons under shit their more intelligent comrades leave and “Vote down/Dislike/1 star” under reasonable stuff, trying to create fake impression that everyone loves them or make appealing comments to disappear from public view.
- Elite goon. Has better foreign language skills than his imbecile comrade, knows all Soviet and neo-Soviet/putinist/“russian world” BS by heart. Ready 24/7 to appear with it anyplace where Russia is being discussed to say how the West (especially USA) is bad and wrong, and how good, traditionalist, kind, etc. etc. his Russia is, “proving” it by Soviet-era catchphrases with a little cosmetic change (like “Soviet peacemakers” for “russian traditionalists”).
Indignant “liberal/anti-war/anti-Nazi”/leftist activist.
This one can be of Western origin – connections between leftist “non-violent” junkies and Moscow are as aged as KGB itself. Remember good old times, when KGB-backed “pacifists” blamed Western powers for all troubles that ruskies were causing? “Oh those evil nukes, oh this evil military!” Now this sounds like “Oh those Nazi Ukrainian thugs who overthrew the legitimate power, oh those evil American warmongers who help them!” (“Native story” version for RTBS news: “We lived in peace, and here came those evil government Nazi junta troops who were about to kill us all, but then our dear Russian brothers came to save us…”)
Looks like someone is in urgent need of relocation to their beloved Russia. It has always been at peace’s side and participated in all wars just to help poor people oppressed by White Finns, fascists, Nazis, Junta, evil imperialists, decadent capitalists, Jihadists, Banderovites… It doesn’t matter those oppressed people have been fighting russian liberators like Hell, they just couldn’t understand unique russian spirituality! If they only tried to share the incomparable experience of magic vodka meditation, Wise Great Kingpin worshiping, intimate “whack/fuck-a-buddy” (depends of vodka amount consumed) ritual and final incredible relaxation in the inspirational roadside muck, infused with fluids of “god-bearing nation”…
Just couldn’t stay away from sarcasm here. Seriously, modern liberalism is a mental disease. Today they denounce people’s anti-communist revolution in Ukraine, tomorrow they will unleash their rage on Founding Fathers, labeling them “trigger-happy yahoo warmongers”.
Conservative/religious/”tough guy” admirers a.k.a “corrupt Right”.
Their showoff agenda is completely opposite to previous one, but sharing the same KGB ass to kiss with leftists doesn’t make them feeling uncomfortable in a slightest. Those are either complete imbeciles or just lackeys who care only about wads promised by masters in Kremlin. If you hadn’t read my “When the Right Becomes Red” publication yet, I strongly recommend it for better understanding of the very nature of abomination that red (both communist and russist) propaganda is.
Never short on it, spitting out mile-long posts like crazy vending machine. The more one reads them, the more questions (s)he gets. Its mantra sounds like “One has to carefully study various sources (first of all KGB-controlled RT/Life News/Voice of Russia/Sputnik), otherwise he is a moldy Cold War addict”. And so it comes, bullshitter talks, terroRussian walks towards the West.
Much more dangerous than anyone from this bestiary. Sleepers are not typical trolls, being close relatives of trained KGB “moles” who infest governments and military. They’ve been waiting for the moment to strike for years in contrast to generic commie scumbags who begun Mongoloid-style invasion during a few recent months. Few skilled russians are amongst sleepers, the most of them are treacherous natives so this makes preventive detection even harder. With emerging of available Internet, sleepers acquired a completely new role: Web brigade promotion. Those who sit at the top of criminal hierarchy rarely get their own hands dirty, but their moral insides can challenge any public cesspit. Sleepers are virtual KGB mafia bosses, whose mission is to control Western troll network, sustain a cover for crime with own forum reputation prepared long in advance, and, last but not least, defame those who stand against their thuggery.
TO BE CONTINUED