Ruskies are happy nation indeed. The enormous boost of happiness caused by thuggery in Crimea grows even more as russian asshole leader continues to please his serfs. Who still need to eat something, especially having a new shithouse in size of Crimea.
The best thing to do being low on food stock and high on morale is traditional russian feast – of course, organized by wise and generous administration. Like shovel pancakes.
BTW, the event was named “russian dignity”.
Free stuff is never free enough without crushing each other. Survivors can boast how spiritual they are, for eating a piece of free Easter cake.
To make Easter feast even more cheerful, russian priests have implemented a new tradition. Egg smacked right in the face is a true blessing for every genuine ruskie!
Some untermensch desserts: