Atomic Fart

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Though modern gaming is not my thing, all the hullaballo around new russian “masterpiece” called Atomic Heart was quite hard to miss. As well as ruskies’ efforts to make it popular everywhere.

Thanks to sharing and streaming, now one can try out a game by watching someone playing it absolutely for free. I won’t say here what is wrong with game mechanics itself (like with most of modern games, unfortunately); there’s plenty of dedicated communities to complain about it. Its political ingredient is something more significant here. Maybe even revelatory.

As everybody knows, glorious russian “liberators” failed to get in Kyiv in 3 days, and even one year was not enough to get rid of “evil Ukrainian Nazis”. And there’s a very old ruskie tradition: when tzar’s escapades fail, serfs need some whipping and distraction. Older vatniks have enough with cheap booze and TV propaganda, but the new generation of bearded and branded vatnik smartphoneheads must have something kinda progressive. (Yes, there are millenials in TerroRussia.)

So the answer was geek-style commie utopia game released on invasion’s anniversary, obviously targeting aforementioned youngsters who didn’t live a single day in Soviet “paradise” and ready to fall in Soviet nostalgia.

In case of Atomic Heart it’is supposed to be triggered by a brainsick mix of all things googled “soviet”, few things googled “russian” with absolutely no regard to chronology (indeed, putin’s cannon fodder doesn’t need no Histrory), loads of unscary gore spiced up with wannabe-sexy stuff, and futuristic environment hastily bound together by bug-infested code. And in the epicenter of events, a filthy-mouthed ax-wielding crazy hipster asshole.

As a person with first-hand memories of real USSR, I find it all so mawkishly surreal sometimes it can look funny. But most of the time, this game looks absolutely miserable. A failed ruskie’s attempt to challenge Half-Life. Even such game as You Are Empty looks like a true masterpiece compared to Atomic Heart. Far from being perfect, You Are Empty was made by simple, free guys who just didn’t overdo it. And what’s much more important, they knew the USSR from the inside. Ergo, its possible alternative ways.

Atomic Heart creators, Putin’s hipster serfs had a government-ordered job to glorify something they didn’t know and failed it completely. All that Atomic Heart thing reminds me of an old Soviet-era joke: he tried to stand up with an epic speech, but fell flat with an epic fart instead. In this case, an ATOMIC fart.

Just like ruskies did in their war against Ukraine. And frankly, particularly everywhere except in spreading their stinky filth over the entire world.

Schwulgewehr

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There’s a persistent debate if AK-47 is really genuine russian design, how it’s technically different from (or similar to) Hugo Schmeisser’s StG 44. Knowing how stuff works is good indeed, but it’s far from enough to get the full-scale picture, especially when politics is involved THAT much (no need to explain what AK-47 means for ruskies). One needs to understand how stuff is made, the way things work in a country hostile to all things civilized, yet claiming to be a place of origin for such a famous weapon and many other iconic things1. So I’ve decided to translate this article, written by a life-hardened man experienced both in handling guns and blasting crooked russian myths.

The original article has been published in 2011, however, it’s still a very good explanation of AK-47 story and russian ways in general. My comments and notes are in colored italic, as usual.

Here’s really good news: Izhmash factory is on the verge of bankruptcy.

And in all the rumpus, they opened an interesting place right in their dining-room, a cozy and comfy… Money Honey mix club. For non-traditional orientation clientele.

According to Izhevsk info portal data, it’s open at weekend’s nights.

“Lucky Land’s dark mazes are the only place in our town where you can have a private time with your darling, hidden from prying eyes!

Our address:

Izhevsk, Deryabin str, 4

(kitchen No.2, IzMash factory administration territory)

Phone: 8-919-911-33-86, 8-906-817-28-41

WWW: www.mixclub.jimdo.com (archived copy link)”

ruskie fagsSome screenshots from their now-defunct page.

So, at night machinery operators and other folks of non-traditional sexual orientation chill out in the mess hall with their bright-eyed partners, and in the daytime simple hard-working guys are taking meals behind the same tables (probably using the same dishes) hoping to get their long-delayed salary at last.

You’ve hit your new low, Russia. That’s your destination, your “code”2.

It’s quite explicable though. For a long time AK-47 has been (and is now) some kind of russian sex symbol. Kinda ruskie dildo. Since russian sexuality is traditionally spiced up with loads of lowlife faggot slang, what else could be fit for AK-47 factory? Stolen wealth brings no luck.

So, non-traditional sexual orientation workers are still making their non-traditional sexual orientation assault rifles at non-traditional sexual orientation factory. And what’s about its creator? Commies could worship their staff sergeant genius Kalashnikov with his 7-grade elementary school education who managed to out-ride distinguished German weapon designers, but German chronicles spoiled all the pleasure.

Look similar, aren’t they? I wonder why…

According to Visier magazine (January 1999 issue), 62-year-old Hugo Schmeisser was taken to Izhevsk by Soviet occupation authorities immediately after the end of the war, together with a group of famous German gunsmiths. All of them have been working for more than 5 years as POWs, however Schmeisser himself, for example, didn’t serve a single day in the 3rd Reich military due to his age. Here, they made an assault rifle for the USSR, which was named “Kalashnikov”. Only in 1952, after its final revisions have been completed, Schmeisser was released home to East Germany where he died surprisingly soon in 1953, under vigilant supervision of Stasi.

By the way, evil russophobes from Vizier also mentioned the following episode. Shortly before Schmeisser’s death, he was directly asked by one of his buddies if he has any relation to AK-47. Schmeisser smiled sadly and said:

“I gave russians several advices.”

A photo from the same magazine shows other German weapon designers who worked in Izhevsk as well: Hugo Schmeisser himself, Karl Barnitzke (chief designer at Gustloff Werke), Oscar Schink (deputy chief designer at BSW), Oscar Bertzold, Dr. Gruner, Chief Technician Schmidt. All of them were famous in foreign weapon industry.

And dashing chief sergeant Kalashnikov before his drawing board. Who is the smartest one? Of course russian genius. He invented AK-47. And what the Germans were doing meanwhile?

Schmeisser’s dossier says: “Provides no technical support. Has a capitalist psychology and decadent influence on other German specialists”. “Refuses to do any R&D work, explaining it by lack of special education and inability to create own designs. Can’t be used anywhere at the factory”.

“The Germans worked in closed factory room, they were writing in sealed notebooks, regularly submitted for inspection. Their task was to improve stamping of motorcycle mufflers and fuel tanks.

Yeah yeah, blah blah. Bringing them all the way from Germany was definitely worth it.

Vasil Lutyi, chief of Scshurov proving ground testing department, recalls:

“Before coming to my team, Kalashnikov worked in Almaty together with Kazakov. They were trying to design assault rifles and machine-guns, their ready prototypes were sent to GRAU R&D proving grounds. However, none of them were field tested cause they were too crude. So, in contrast to what Kalashnikov is telling in the media, I can say with full responsibility that he created nothing worthy in Kazakhstan. Mikhail Timofeevich is a talented tinkerer, our people call folks like him “he looks at that, he fixes that”. But in his education, only 7 grades of pre-war school, practical knowledge and experience he couldn’t be compared with professional weapon engineers who’ve been equipping our military (Vijsko Ukrainy (Army of Ukraine) 1996, #3-4).

BTW, Vasil Lutyi was sent to GULAG in 1951 with traditional “anti-soviet propaganda” case. Coincidence, huh?

Alexander Zaitsev, a supervisor of engineering team responsible for testing AK prototypes in Kovrov, 1946-47, made another accountable statement:

“Kalashnikov couldn’t do even a draftsman’s job. Technique of projects and calculations is completely foreign to him.”

Once, a chief engineer of Kovrov weapon design department, Alexander Konstantinov, grieved in private talk:

Kalashnikov will always be the first, cause he’s getting all promotions together with his high-ranked buddies from nomenklatura…”

And another statement, very important one for an expert of his kind:

Could a nobody sergeant with only 7 grades of school education win a competition against experienced weapon designers without having a certain team with knowledge, talent and power behind his back? I don’t think so, especially considering that first his blueprint has been rejected without any right for revision.

In comparison to other weapon designers Kalashnikov has almost no parts invented and patented by him. There is only one known to us, and even here there were four co-authors. Kalashnikov is not a weapon designer. He is a phony person, dragged up to his fake glory”.

Let’s see what Kalashnikov himself was speaking3.

“My little homeland, the Altai steppe village of Kurya, is spread along the Loktevka River, sixty kilometers away from the Barnaul-Semipalatinsk railway line, so there’s nothing surprising that I first saw a “live” steam locomotive only in 1936, when I turned 17…”

Meanwhile, Wikipedia says:

In 1930, Kalashnikov’s father and most of his family had their properties confiscated and were deported as kulaks to the village of Nizhnyaya Mokhovaya, Tomsk Oblast.”

In USSR, kolkhoz peasants were not allowed to have passports, ergo move freely and relocate within the country. As both kulak family member and kolkhoz peasant, Kalashnikov had no slightest chance to get out of there legally.

So, teenager Kalashnikov has decided to postpone his perpetual motion machine experiments, learning to copy official seals instead. With used envelopes, he made numerous experiments in his attic workshop. Asked his buddy who worked in local administration office to get him some “unneeded” NKVD papers with commandant’s seal. Finally, he managed to recreate this mighty seal and turn any piece of paper into certificate needed to get the passport. And here comes freedom!

He admitted it himself in one of interviews:

That’s how I tricked the Soviet authority once, to serve it and the people for my entire life.”

Soviet indeed. Like most of his comrades, Kalashnikov quickly changed his tune when orthodox sect became trendy again, to serve a new authority of putin’s fundamentalist thugs.

That’s the start of his inventions – falsified papers. And then was more…

“Three months of hard work have passed. It looked like we made something impossible. Our first SMG prototype was here, on greased workbench.”

“Recently I’ve managed to get several hundreds of rounds in local military comissariat.”

What’s their name for it? Illegal weapon production. With help of local military comissariat. Where Stalin’s vigilant NKVD was looking? Kulak family member with falsified ID is tinkering with guns, getting ammo from his army buddies. What if he plans to kill comrade Stalin? And no one to rat him out? But cheat, and the cheese will show…

“I didn’t make it to comissariat commander and was arrested by his adjutant’s order”.

And then? Gulag? Nope.

“– There’s an order to deliver you to Kazakhstan Bolshevik communist Party Central Commitee, to Central Committee secretary, comrade Kaishigullov”.

“On the way to military commissariat, by lucky coincidence I met Joseph Nikolaevich Koptev, who worked in railroad General Political Department komsomol before the war started. For several months before I was recruited to the army, I’ve been meeting him at GPD. We were happy to see each other. Unfortunately, Joseph Nikolaevitch had no time to spare – he was hurrying to get on the train, and we couldn’t discuss everything thoroughly. Frankly, I managed to tell him about purpose of my trip to Almaty, that I was going to District Military Commissariat.

After returning from his business trip, Koptev started looking for me. Then he was working in Control Commission of Party Central Committee. He made a phone call to DMC and found out that I was under arrest for “illegal production and storage of firearms”. Then, Koptev went to Central Committee Secretary of Defense Industry Department, and told him about me, about my work and trouble happened to me. Then there was an order to get a creator of SMG and his sample weapon to comrade Kaishigullov.”

No more this bullshit propaganda. It’s already enough. There’s so much lies that one can’t choose what exactly to believe. Lie without a piece of truth, which looks like cheap spy story. Considering his counterfeiting skills, it’s even possible that the real Mikhail Kalashnikov has perished during Battle of Bryansk in 1941.

Kalashnikov’s memoir was written by a professional journalist. A professional one, but untalented in Soviet style, unable to create a gleaming image of weapon inventor. Lack of facts is drowning in loads of commie pathos. Kalashnikov tells live details of making wall newspapers and his impressions of scribing some cheap poetry, but his own inventions are described with boring, bureaucratic stereotypes. As a self-educated enthusiast mechanic, he should have remembered his first success of invention and rationalization. Which ideas he had and why did he decide that he can make a gun better than famous designers? What exactly did he want to improve? There is no answer. Almost no technical details in his memoir, few ones are just formalities. Compare this with memories of real engineers and feel the difference.

The only grain of truth is that Kalashnikov didn’t steal AK-47 design from Schmeisser indeed. He had no sufficient education for that. Schmeisser has invented AK for Kalashnikov and started its serial production. Just like unknown journalist that wrote Kalashnikov’s memoir.

For those “achievements” Kalashnikov saw his own statue of “russian weaponry genius” in Izhevsk.

And another one in Moscow, where drunk ruskie patriots placed genuine StG 44 blueprints shining bright next to their “genius”, later removing it when they sobered up a little.Don’t you feel ashamed, Mikhail Timofeevich, or what’s your real name?

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1. Like Polish vodka, Finnish ushanka, native Siberian pelmeni, Kazakh balalaika and virtually all things considered “genuine russian”.

2. In russian/soviet prison hierarchy, homosexuals are the lowest caste of inmates who do the dirtiest work like cleaning shit buckets. They must use separate tables, kitchenware etc and it’s strictly forbidden for any “righteous” fella to touch their stuff, which is punishable by demotion to the very bottom of prison hierarchy (“zashkvar”, зашквар).

3. In (supposedly) his book named “Notes of the designer-gunsmith” (“Записки конструктора-оружейника”). Available in Russian here.

Face of terroRussia

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It looks like another russian escapade went wrong. Instead of “denazification” triumphant parade in Kyiv they’ve been planning in February, ruskies are coming back home in zinc crates and it’s May already with their traditional May 9th commie rabies. Of course Putin’s “conservative” bitches are all jet-farting about it, trying to paint their butt-faced KGB fag idol as savior of the world.

That’s all ruskies and their lackeys can do without help from some corrupt or just dumb (or both) Western politicians. And that’s all what spineless, Botox-pumped megalomaniac pedophile Putin and his dog Kadyrov can do. The reason of their temporary, phony success was only sissified libtard weaklings and degenerates trembling in front of his non-existent mighty and powerful weapons. And so-called “conservative” Putin’s bitches that replaced their hippie predecessors in terms of “we don’t need no war so let’s kiss ruskie chieftain’s ass”.

Hey ya Putin’s bitches! Time for superjet farting. Here’s a real face of your beloved terroRussia, one of many ruskie POWs captured by Ukrainian army.

Pantless, messed up and miserable – just like terroRussia itself. Though he’s kinda luckier than his buddies “buried” like dogs in roadside drains and abandoned mines. As always when ruskies listen too much propaganda, then hit on cheap vodka and start some invasion war hoping to usurp new lands to turn them into russian shithole and be proud of it, but instead get their asses handed over to them by much smaller opponent. Japan, 1904. Finland, 1939. Georgia, 2008. And now Ukraine. Not the best and definitely not the most civilized country, but they definitely know how to fight and what’s more important, demonstrated once again that putin’s terroRussia is not so great and powerful as ruskies and their bitches are trying to paint it.

 

The Consequences of Betrayal

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This is my translation of an article published by Kavkaz Center.

Today it has become entirely clear that an impudent Russian invasion and in fact outbreak of war in Europe is a direct consequence of Western help in destruction of the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria.

As a matter of fact, Moscow tried there a degree of bribability and cowardice of so-called “international community” and some countries which it marked as its next victims.

The Chechen leaders tried to warn the world, which chose to agree that “Chechnya is an internal affair of Russia”. Dzhokhar Dudaev has openly declared that such abidance and compliance would sooner or later make entire Europe an internal affair of Russia.

“International community” has decided it won’t be any worse for Chechens, and preferred to pay it off with Chechen blood.

But it didn’t work. South Ossetia, Abkhazia, Crimea, Donbass were annexed or turned into “independent” proxy states by Russia while countries that lost those lands were afraid to recognize Chechnya’s independence. They explained their cowardice like “Russia can take advantage of it”.

Well, what do we have now? Did such a “precaution” help? Those who prefer shame to war will have them both indeed.

During Bill Clinton’s term, U.S. aided the Kremlin with almost $6 billion for war against Chechnya so ruskies wouldn’t be too upset with demise of USSR. The White House has cynically decided that taste of Chechen blood will calm Moscow.

Then Bush looked in Putin’s eyes and got “a sense of Putin’s soul”. This time, another genocide of Chechens has been justified by a fake threat of “Islamic terrorism”. In Washington, they happily accepted that. We can see the result today.

All but few bombings, murders and attacks in different European countries are somehow connected to Russian special services. After the revelation of monstrous facts regarding Moscow involvement in terror attacks with chemical WMDs, weapon depots bombings, murder contracts and so on it has become obvious that “Islamic terrorism” was a mask for GRU and FSB.

But the West kept turning a blind eye to the truth up to the final moment. Because recognition of the truth requires an answer to Moscow. European and American cowardice became especially evident after showoff murder of Polish president Kaczynski near Smolensk and Boston marathon bombing in the US.

It’s hard to believe, but Ukraine continued to deport Chechens (and other people from Caucasus) back to Russia, even during war against Moscow. Just like Georgia during Saakashvili’s time.

Almost all of those Chechens are dead now. But in fact because of Chechen Resistance these countries had time to sort things out, create armies and strengthen their sovereignty.

Chechnya had lost almost 20% of the population, a monstrously huge amount for a small nation. Almost 260.000 dead, of them 42.000 children aged 0-11.

If only Chechen Republic of Ichkeria had a little piece of support which Ukraine has now, or at least political neutrality of the West and former USSR countries instead of their aid to the Kremlin, russian brute would have been stopped back then, and modern Georgia, Ukraine, Moldova, EU, US would never experienced Kremlin’s aggressive revanchist escapades and living in constant anticipation of another Putin’s vile, bloody trick.

U.S. and Europe should admit their responsibility for helping Russia and appeasement of Kremlin’s thuggish regime. It’s clear there’s no place to step back now. If betraying Chechnya Republic caused no harm to Europe, today the war has come to them.

If Russia won’t be stopped today in Ukraine, tomorrow it will be Baltic states’ turn, and then – the entire Europe.

Russia is a warmonger horde that can’t exist without invasion wars, plundering and annexations. This persistent bloody cesspit of the humankind must be destroyed and divided, so lands and nations it enslaved would regain their independence and freedom.

The only way to to ensure safety and peace of mankind is liberation of those lands annexed by Goldeh Horde’s monstrous successor named Russia, and reduction of the latter to the borders of Moscow metropolitan area, deprived of its nuclear fangs – for entire world’s sake.

A Little Detail

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Everybody knows what’s happening in Ukraine now. But there’s a little detail which remained mostly ignored.

The very day before ongoing russian offensive, there was voting in Ukrainian Rada (parliament) regarding gun laws, particularly, which one should be legislated. Here are its results.

(For 274, against 4, abstain 42, no vote 32, total 352)

The majority voted for the law banning to keep and bear self-defense weapons. Very indicative indeed!

Was it a treason, like they say in Ukraine, zrada? No more than actions of so-called “civilized” world leaders that have been encouraging TerroRussia (and other authoritarian regimes) with their hapless, toothless, double-standard politics for decades – while oppressing their own citizens. And now they are pretending to be oh-so-indignant hawks of freedom…

Modern politicians, regardless of their nation and agenda, are indeed the unique caste living in its own imaginary reality – some kind of dystopia where red tape sustains law and order, perversion needs promotion, moving industries to chicom GULAG is good for economy, using people as guinea pigs helps to neutralize man-made bioweapon, and bending over in front of rabid ruskie schweinehund (or fraternizing with it) is the way to stop its thuggish escapades.

However, Ukraine has a chance even now. As I was writing this post, I saw the news about AKs giveaway to volunteers in Kyiv (and of course, ruskie lapdog media is all apeshit about it).

Gun bans, huh? Just like in 2014, volunteers don’t need no corrupt windbag permission to blast russian invaders. Hopefully more people would realize that politics is not always the answer to real-life troubles. Especially when politicians can’t do anything besides multiplying those very troubles.

Another Premature Detonation

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Going postal seems to become a tradition of young patriotic ruskies. Now it’s Perm university shooting and as always, civilized world is eager to reach out towards murderous orcs with mawkish condolences. Well, bending over in front of scum (not only russian one) is a mandatory thing in modern-day politics…

And they again failed to notice a very significant detail, cause politically correct mind just can’t work in that direction.

Ukraninian sources say that shooter’s father was Putin’s mercenary with an experience of Donbas, Syria and Chechnya (an example of what Putin’s mercenaries are doing there is shown in one of my earlier posts). And what’s more important, he trained his son to handle different weapons.

Looks like Bekmansurov Sr. was trying to bring up another patriotic russian citizen but things went wrong with Bekmansurov Jr.’s brain meltdown. Adolescence, vodka, drugs and Putin’s warmongering chauvinistic propaganda – indeed a very bad combination. Now there’s a pile of dead ruskies which definitely will be used as reason to ban everything, and not only in the country of eternal GULAG.

Seriously. I’ve told it all before and it’s not funny at all.

Bullshit on the Ice

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This is my translation of an article published long time ago by Andreas von Ossen. Back then, he did an important and valuable job of exposing a set of russian fake myths, essential for ruskies and their russophile ass-kissers all over the world; in fact, the very foundation of their fake “history” and perverted patriotism. Times change, but russian essence remains the same. Perhaps some people would say that events of the past such distant as Middle Ages don’t matter now, but I strongly disagree. Remember, he who controls the past controls the future. And ruskie bullshitters know that perfectly, guarding their stinking, phoney-baloney “history” with rabid fanaticism.

Alexander Nevsky is one of the most important showoff images of so-called russian heroism and military talent. They’re forcing preschool kids to study his heroic deeds which look like divine wonders. And old icon, which has been painted again and again…

They started to worship that “hero” back in Tsarist Russia. Canonized him in 1547. Forgot about him for some time after the Revolution but suddenly remembered in 1938, making a film praising a bloodsucking parasite, an exploiter of the working people and religious obscurantist Alexander Nevsky.

That’s interesting by itself – why did commies do such a U-turn, idolizing someone whom they would simply shot 20 years ago for all his “merits”? The answer is simple – it was needed to spook Hitler and let him know that friendship with ruskies is better than war (which he believed and which ultimately led to his demise).

However, Hitler didn’t leave that unanswered and in 1942 a German film The Great King about Frederick the Great was made. To tell the truth, it had no such fierce anti-russian sentiment as its Russian counterpart had anti-German one.

More surprising is that commie propagandists without any shame plagiarized religious books, attributing Jesus Christ’s words (“For all who take the sword will perish by the sword”, Matthew 26:51-52) and russian old saying (“God is not in strength but in truth”) to Nevsky.

The foremost thing to ponder here is a date of so-called “Battle on the Ice”. Sounds loud indeed! Somehow, battle of Stalingrad wasn’t called “Battle on the Snow”. And here, just like in theater. They usually don’t bother with dates. Ruskie patriot’s imagination paints them icy blizzard, several-feet-high snowdrifts and all other nice features of russian winter…

However, the date doesn’t fit in. Russian sources mostly say it was April 5, 1242. 90% of them humbly forget that it was by an old Julian calendar. Those sorry propagandists forget even that officially approved date and corresponding day of military honor is April 18th. To be perfectly exact, Gregorian and Julian calenders had 1-week difference in 13th century. So, April 12th would have been the right day. But I can do nothing here – like country, like history. With a very distant relationship to real life.

It doesn’t matter by and large. Lake Peipus is not somewhere in Siberia. It is located near the Baltic Sea, with relatively soft climate. Some sources tell it was even warmer back then.

After a catastrophic year of 1230 for almost 20 years, russian chroniclers marked only sun and moon eclipses, speaking nothing about unusual weather events. Very little is said as well about them in West European chronicles.”

There might be some ice left on the lake in April. In some places. But only a complete imbecile would step on it fully-armed and mounted – no matter Russian or German. Such an ice can barely hold a cat. Here, one can have an impression that both Russian druzhina and German knights were attempting mass suicide, failed and then went thrashing each other in rage…

Heavily-armed cavalry jumping from ground to ice is also a big question. Horsemen know it requires re-shoeing. Some peasant’s nag would probably make it slowly even barefoot, but a warhorse needs special shoes for ice. You wouldn’t want an expensive steed breaking its legs. Other way around, it won’t go far by ground or snow with ice shoes.

What do the Western chronicles say? The earliest of them to describe those events was Livonian Rhymed Chronicle. Let’s open it1. I won’t talk about casualties – there is more than enough info. I’ll just point out that a fellow knight killed in action was considered survivor’s brother posthumously, and it’s not a Western tradition to tamper with statistics. But numerical superiority…

for the Russians had so many troops that there were easily sixty men for every one German knight.”

That’s the secret of all russian military glory!

And…

“Many from both sides fell dead on the grass.”

Where, on FROZEN lake Peipus???

No, dear russians. Admit your own failures finally. Why do you keep clinging to your April ice for eight centuries, like a drowning man clutching at a straw? You could say all that happened on the shore – it sounds even more heroic. But it’s not so easy. A search party under command of Georgy Karaev has been working in the area for 8 years, from 1958 till 1966, with no results – neither horse, nor human remains were found. So that’s why you chose such story, kinda little Atlantis. Like “everything has drowned, no captured banners, no trophies, no graves”.

It’s also interesting that Livonian Chronicle does not call russians Christian, speaking about reasons of war.

Bishop Herman of Dorpat began to quarrel with the Russians in this period. They wanted to obstruct Christianity just as before, and their godlessness caused much harm.”

Indeed – what kind of Christians schismatics are? Their fellow Orthodox sect members have been helping Saladin army in the war against crusaders. Their betrayal (rewarded with Catholic temples, handed over to Orthodox population) contributed much to the fall of Jerusalem in 1187.

It’s clear there were clashes at Livonian-Russian border. So-called “Battle on the Ice” is a collective image of them, and rather cumbersome one.

What was the reason of those conflicts?

Novgorodians had nothing against sea piracy. Like robbing Hansa merchants who just bought stuff in Novgorod and re-selling it somewhere else. They went as far as invading Swedish and German lands, and destroying an old capital city of Sweden – Sigtuna, established by Odin himself!

In contrast to people of southern Russia, Novgorodians have invented large sails for sea battles and cargo transportation on Baltic Sea. In fact, citizens of Free City of Novgorod became known for their seafaring achievements. Their big longships, equipped with decks, were a serious threat to all neighbors.”

Was there ever such time when Russia did not threaten its neighbors? That’s why armies of civilized nations have been coming to Russia to teach its population how to live in honest way, without robbing and looting. And they will come again and again, until ruskies learn. Or cease to exist.

It was completely otherwise in the Horde. Believe in what you want. Rob if you want. Just don’t forget to pay your shares.

A famous prince Alexander Nevsky was the fist to come to Tatars’ service. Despite his military heroic deeds, he was expelled by the Veche (Council) of Novgorod three times because of his greed, attempts to establish an absolute power and unworthy behavior. After his last exile, he came to the Horde, complained about his fate to Batu Khan and offered his services. Because he was the fist Russian prince to do so, he got all the benefits. Batu adopted him personally and in 1252 Nevsky was granted with yarlyk for Grand Duchy of Vladimir – then, richest of Russian lands, conquered by the Tatars.”

Here is Nevsky’s “holy” icon. I know that ancient Slavic had abbreviations, but nevertheless2

In 20th century such folks have been called “fuckin’ bitches”. Now, they’re fuckin’ “saints”.

So, another European attempt to civilize russian savages, make them live by Law and Order and admit Christian values failed – as usual. Commie scum won in 13th century. They just had another name back then.

Despite all that, heroic Teutonic Order stands proudly even now, protecting Christian values – in contrast to Russia. Like countries, like heroes. Like ruskie religion, like ruskie “saints”. Fuck…

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1. English prose translation by Jerry C. Smith and William L. Urban was used for this article.

2. Marked abbreviation concedes with popular russian profanity and can indeed be interpreted as f-word. Quite indicative for Golden Horde’s bitch that Alexander Nevsky was.

The Spirit of Revolt

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This is my another translation of recent Boris Stomakhin’s piece of work, where the most important things troubling this world are being discussed. My comments are in bold.

Biden has called Putin. Again. Offered him to meet in third country (and he did that indeed).

Hague would have been a perfect meeting place.

But it would be better if he didn’t. Such calls, attempts to have interaction, conversation etc, reduce to zero all seemingly unshakeable support that the Biden and his team are showing for Ukraine (which turned out to be fake just as it was with Obommie the Resetter). Because meeting with Putin to discuss anything means admitting murderous thuggish orc chieftain Putin as equal to Biden, as well as admitting russian orcs equal to civilized people (Americans particularly).

Even before Biden took office there was a general thought that he would be bad for the U.S (with support of BLM, leftists, commies, black racists) but good for past, present and future victims of Russia. Ergo, for Ukraine. There is still no evidence that those hopes didn’t come true, but calling the butcher of entire nations, let alone offering him to meet in person is to say the least not the best strategy for the leader of civilized humankind. It was worse only with Trump, who believed Putin more than his own agencies and was the first U.S. President to feast with leader of bloody Nork regime.

This world never was an ideal place, neither it is now. Perhaps XIX century, time of civilization and progress, Victorian era was indeed the very summit of world history, undervalued at the right time? Now everything is sliding down the tubes, the humankind is sinking in global trend for dictatorship, total state control, robbery and terror, losing at quick pace all great things it once gained with great revolutions in XVII century in England and then in XVIII century in United States and France.

Europe is the first to deny its own legacy, everything that was achieved in such a hard way and was called the progress of humankind. Hysterically, rashly, bewildered, panicky, terrified, they are fumbling away from so-called “Islamic terrorists” and COVID-19 – right towards smothering embrace of Big Government, its bureaucracy and agencies. (And of course into Putin’s war on terror “friendly” hug). For the last few decades Europe is longing for fake “safety” just like KGB-brainwashed population of Russia after Putin’s bombings in 1999. Forgetting that there is no such thing as an absolute “safety”. That everyone who was born is doomed to die just because of the former. That road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

The U.S. couldn’t stay away from this global rights-rollback trend and exchanging liberty for safety. However, things are still better here despite the events of 9/11 (arranged by terroRussia as well).

A little country, if only there was such one, could have a better chance to preserve Liberty and human rights, should they have a population with enough resolve that won’t give in to spooky tales of world propaganda. Big ones, let alone colossal as United States, in truly paradoxical way can’t ignore world trends which in turn depend mostly on them.

Finishing the circle (a kind of time loop), we’re back at square one now. Instead of living watchmen there’s 24/7 video surveillance, and our rights are again less significant than something other, back then privileges of nobility, now it’s some fake “public safety”.

The system is now working for itself. It has no need anymore to pretend working for people’s good. It needs to control everything, and it does just that. Got an ID? Submit a selfie. Rat yourself out to ease police work.

No banking without ID. No transportation without ID. Money transfers are strictly limited and require ID as well. Cameras are everywhere, now with facial recognition. No traveling without COVID test (which you must do for your own money). Lockdowns and curfews somewhere – that’s quite a peacetime. Vehicles must be registered. Weapons must be registered. Alcohol and tobacco sales are strictly regulated. Smoking is prohibited everywhere except your own restroom. Drugs are banned (almost). Sexual relationships are under strict government control.

This is called: they got us everywhere. Bans, bans and bans again.

It happens not only in Russia. And not only in China, where right now, as you’re reading those lines, Uighurs are being “re-educated” in concentration camps right in their homeland, East Turkistan.

This is happening in Western countries too. In the very Europe that once was a cradle of human liberty, for which it was slaughtering its own kings…

China and Russia are just a top of this non-freedom iceberg. An electronic, digital GULAG. Cause this newest trend of non-freedom, hypocrisy and total control is a worldwide one. A global one.

What can be done with it? What can help to change this trend (though it needs to be smashed to pieces instead)?

Only the spirit of revolt, like Bakunin said. That he called one of three main components of a human being, along with feral essence and reasonable thought.

Once an ape took a stick to knock down coconuts from a tree. Finally, it turned an ape into human being. Now a human being must take a stick to smash a surveillance camera on the next lamppost. And only that will give a chance to turn from Big Government’s serf into free personality.

Yes, it’s very hard to stop using bank accounts and credit cards. Impossible for someone. Alas, those accounts are used to charge fines automatically (and track down purchases, earnings and spendings as well). That’s why keeping only bare minimum there is a must-do, as well as returning to good old cash. Perhaps virtual currency in the future, still not controlled by governments.

The state is evil just by the fact. The main one and the first and only violator of human rights. Everywhere, not only in Russia and China. East and West alike, just a bit softer in latter case thanks to traditions of public control. And even smallest things matter here, when the balance of liberty and slavery is measured. Its high-precision balance scale can be tilted towards any side by a mere grain of sand. Let alone Biden’s decision to call the leader of criminal blood-smeared country, which automatically empowers slavery, totalitarianism and obscurantism in our entire world…

By normal human logic, people of the West should have started the riot already, taking all that can be used as weapon from baseball bats to hunting rifles to tear down the damned System which keeps them all tangled in every possible limitations, bans and total control. Just go en masse, decisively – and raze to the ground any nearest establishment of the System, whether it’s police station, prison, court, prosecutor’s office, revenue service building, etc. To tear it down – and move to the next one without stopping. This is where the spirit of revolt is needed.

But no, nothing like that in real life. Cowardice, conformism, submission and trust in propaganda triumph over the free world just like in russian serf empire and it’s killing all hope for mankind’s future… There are some protests against infinite lockdowns in Europe but they’re insufficient, not large and not organized enough to bring the System down. Let alone lack of understanding that Ukraine is not somewhere on the edge of the universe, but right here, very close, and allowing Russian nuke-clawed brute to devour it means that Europeans will be next. Even their leaders don’t get it. Even facing a new threat of another military aggression, they don’t do a necessary minimum.

Dictators are celebrating their revenge. Western governments and ruling elites cant’s resist the temptation to have a “deal” by giving them some third countries and nations, like Ukraine. And they don’t think or just don’t give a damn that they are giving away their own people in the end…

Away with apathy and conformism. There is no other way out. People must choose their own fate themselves, without pathetic, cowardly, brainless “ruling elites” and governments which fraternize with dictatorships, spying on their own citizens.

Rebellion is righteous!

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Only the most foolish can’t notice that something very wrong is indeed happening those days. Whether the problem is russian world-scale thuggery or Chicom genocidal bioweapon experiments, authorities of the “civilized” world fail miserably, trying to preserve both good relations with thug countries and fake picture of stability, getting none of either.

What do you think about that? Is the state itself the culprit and anarchy is the answer? And facing the choice between anarchy and total control, what would you pick?

Cancel Your Comrade Culture

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Stupidity of modern humankind never ceases to amaze. Now it’s another epic showdown over moldy old cartoons that some ban-happy libtard found “offensive” (and conservatives immediately declared their author a hero).

Few people are reasonable enough to think who actually caused such an uproar. And if you’re amongst them, after some investigation about non-mainstream History, “cancel culture” begins to look not so brand new.

So-called Dr. Seuss was a leftist, and it might seem strange at first that his contemporary comrades ban their own legacy. But not for those who know the ways and lifestyle of USSR – a cradle of all modern oh-so-indignant, always-offended SJWs.

Like it was said in little-known (but must-see) movie made during short era of post-Soviet freedom, Chekist:

“A Chekist who executed 50 deserves to be executed as 51st in the row.”

And they did that indeed – of course, not forgetting about butchering as many innocents as possible.

First there was Lenin’s bunch which eliminated “rival” leftist factions (their former allies in 1917 revolution – mensheviks, socialist revolutionaries, etc). Then Stalin’s bunch which eliminated Lenin’s staff as “enemies of the people” in even greater “purge”. Then Khrushchev’s bunch which negated Stalin’s “cult of personality” legacy. Quite a tradition of wastin’ your own comrades. Rewriting History, destroying memories, banning books, blowing up monuments – doing just what is called “cancel culture” now, russian style.

Dr. Seuss, regardless of his honorary degrees and writing skills, was a typical pampered filthy pro-soviet leftist who kissed Stalin’s ass while enjoying luxuries and liberties of the West, promoting friendship with nation of GULAG and genocide. A hypocrite who claimed to stand up to evil but supported a bigger evil instead. Commie cocksucker Seuss died in peace of his own home in sunny California, while millions of people enslaved by his beloved russian swine-empire perished in Siberian unmarked mass graves and entire nations were butchered by rabid commie dogs even after WW2 (while “civilized” world preferred to kick dead horse of Nazism). However, Seuss’ merits for Kremlin finally got him even in death. A suitable fate for commie-loving scumbag indeed – to be banned by his ideological leftist successors in truly bolshevist way!

And Still No Trust

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The entire democratic community is concerned to the point of mass hysteria – their idol Navalny is in jail. Oh how could that happen, oh bad evil Putin! #FreeNavalny in the name of democracy! And doesn’t matter what was happening for all those years in Chechnya, Georgia, Syria, Ukraine and Russia itself. Challenging Russia for its war crimes and acts of terrorism, even committed against their own citizens is considered “Nazi”, “russophobic” and “politically incorrect”. But fire-farting in support for their fake leaders of fake opposition is apparently considered good, civilized and progressive.

How about recalling Navalny’s civilized and democratic speeches from times of 2008 russo-Georgian war?

The following screenshots are taken from Navalny’s old LiveJournal blog, his primary Web resource at this time.

“Russia should make the following steps (as minimum):

1. Provide serious military and financial support to South Ossetia and Abkhazia (in a scale according to Abkhazia’s readiness to fight in South Ossetia)

2. Declare South Ossetia a no-fly zone and immediately shoot down all aircraft that enters this zone. (Reminds you of something?)

3. Declare a full blockade of Georgia. Stop all connections with it.

4. Deport out of Russia all Georgian citizens that are located on our territory.

In the future, we should act according to situation, realizing that of course we want to nuke rodents’ HQ very much, but the rodents are just waiting for it.

“And somebody, write it down so we won’t forget: after bombing Georgia to smithereens, we should deal with Costa Rica. An impudent, yellow coat-wearing gramps erupted in an entire lecture of morals: don’t you dare to use words “genocide” and ethnic cleansing”. The main thing for our General Staff is to find it on the map and don’t miss, hitting Panama instead. There are our people in Panama.

“I wonder, if I come outside, find a Georgian and whack him in the forehead, will it be considered a performance in support of Russia?”

“Arrived at the office at 0655. Happened that way. On neighboring site they construct some administrative building. I can see it perfectly from my window. At 0700 chuchmeks* start hellish rumble, beating some metal with some sledgehammers. Giving my tea circles. I can imagine what sweet dreams people from the near blocks have. And by the way, all chuchmeks are without helmets. And we wonder why Tajiks with heads busted in are regularly found under the bushes. Like, “another skinhead attack”.

Scumbag didn’t even try to wipe this evidence. Indeed, why bother when democratic dummies would praise him no matter what, just because they were told so?

Boris Stomakhin has said it all in his last post about Navalny and it looks like Lubyanka is paying attention to Stomakhin’s words. Novichok survival story was a travesty indeed – so they decided to correct the “legend” a bit, giving their pet Navalny some “red zone**” time to rest and another showoff for this dumbed-down world that apparently got used to chewing on bullshit.

And since Putin’s henchmen are hanging around, here’s a message for their masters.

Hey ya Putin’s bitches! You can fool democratic dummies who believe everything said by sissified, self-censoring MSM. You can fool conservative dummies who believe everything said by your “alternative” puppet media. But like it was said long ago, you can’t fool all the people all the time.

No matter how hard you’re trying to make Navalny look like noble paladin of democracy, imprisoned for his heroic resistance, and no matter how much this bullshit is repeated by MSM, I don’t believe a single world of your cheap, phoney-baloney buffoonery. Navalny is just one of your KGBitches, like GULAG stukach, ruskie chauvinist Solzhenitsyn, another stukach and commie spawn Venediktov, old Putin’s serf Alexeyeva, and all your so-called “opposition”.

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*A popular russian ethnic slur, used for people of Asia and Caucasus. Its English translation is unknown.

**In russian/soviet prison slang, “red zone” is a jail or its part controlled by authorities (in contrast to “black zone”, controlled by “thieves’ law”). Its main purpose is keeping convicted representatives of the regime (former policemen, judges, military staff etc.) and its collaborators (“stukach”) locked away for showoff imitation of punishment, in safety from hardships of prison life and possible vigilantism. Often, conditions of “red zone” resemble a resort hotel more than penitentiary. One of the most notorious inhabitants of russian “red zone” was a war criminal, rapist and murderer Yuri Budanov. Also, “red zone” is used for torturing and elimination of inmates “inappropriate” to the regime.